Swagonometry

Swagonometry was invented by a very smart man named Jeffrey Lamar Williams, but was handed down to a man of equal brain power, Sir Jequeezy the Great. Jequeezy brought Swagonometry to the common day school curriculum and they are widely worshiped by everyone in the world.

To ‘school someone’ means to show them how it’s done.You might not be able to teach people about academic subjects, like trigonometry, but you have a thing or two to show them about swag.