swain county high school

A shit hole straight from the ass of satan

if satan's asshole was a school

A school full of sports-obsessed hormonal teenagers who find nothing better to do than cause drama when they're not at after-school practices. Oh, and let's not forget the Hammer Down, boot-stompin' rednecks who sit back and enjoy the show with buckets of over-buttered popcorn, who say "shwain countay shun" like it's their religion. Be prepared to be at school, even through a blizzard, because God forbid you have a day off from a school full of narcissist maroon devils whose gravitational pulls are just a little too strong for them to handle. Shoutout to all the Extra Moms who worry more about their "Soccer-Mom Reputation" than their daughters' virginities.

A school full of sports-obsessed hormonal teenagers who find nothing better to do than cause drama when they're not at after-school practices. Oh, and let's not forget the Hammer Down, boot-stompin' rednecks who sit back and enjoy the show with buckets of over-buttered popcorn, who say "shwain countay shun" like it's their religion. Be prepared to be at school, even through a blizzard, because God forbid you have a day off from a school full of narcissist maroon devils whose gravitational pulls are just a little too strong for them to handle. Shoutout to all the Extra Moms who worry more about their "Soccer-Mom Reputation" than their daughters' virginities being lost to the couple-billion f-boys that need adult ingredients classes. :)