Swampism
The true religion. This is all facts, nothing else. The belief that Shrek is love and Shrek is life because he created the the universe and onions.
Onionese 1: oh mighty Shrek, let us bask in your holiness, for we believe in swampism
Shrek: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!?
Shrek: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!?