Swamp Logged

Dipping one's penis in raw sewage (or just in some shit), and then slapping the girl in the face with it.

The swamp log is a sexual act that begins when a man has extremely rough anal sex with a woman until she poops on his erect penis, at which point the man withdraws his penis from the woman’s anus, grabs the woman by the hair, turns her around and jams his shit-covered penis deep enough down her throat to make her vomit onto it. When the man’s penis is covered in poop and vomit at the same time, the swamp log is complete.

The act of performing cunnilingus while the recipient defecates. In the modern vernacular, to go down on a woman while she takes a shit.

See also blumpkin.

Similar to the Blumkin, Swamp Logging is where someone goes down on a woman while she takes a dump.

Using fecal matter, particularly diarrhea, as lubricant for sex.

Swamp Logging is when you are at a country bar, or other country gathering and you have to settle for the opposite sex that appears they were pulled from the bottom of a swamp like an old log.

When you insert your penis into a girls (or guys) asshole, and leave it inserted for an extended period of time (10-15 minutes for example), until your penis collects a film of feces, creating the effect of a swampy log.