swamp shit
The residual shit found on toilet paper while wiping after sweating profusely from the anal canal. Usually occurs long after a shit has taken place, and is the result of swamp ass.
See swamp ass.
See swamp ass.
"I was not surprised to find swamp shit on the paper when I wiped my ass after a long day tending to my garden."
swamp shits
The after math of drinking blue skittles (blue koolaid powder,vodka, and mtn.dew) Causing your shits to resemble a brown log with mossy green colored patches.
"UGGGH,my stomach is torn up, those skittles we drank last night gave me the swamp shits!"
Shit Swamp
A common form of diarrhea, in which soft fecal matter and non digested food (most often lettuce or vegetables) covers much of the toilet's surface water, giving the appearance of a miniaturized marsh, swamp or bog within the bowl. It must then be allowed to linger; no flushing, until potency has been acquired and a second party has declared it to be such.
Also sometimes but rarely known as Bowel Bog
Also sometimes but rarely known as Bowel Bog
Alex is being a dick, I'm gonna go Shit Swamp his toilet. Wait 15 minutes and then go declare it.
or
If I find out which of you assholes just laid a Shit Swamp in my bathroom, I'll beat your nads in!
Never mind he declared it for you.
or
If I find out which of you assholes just laid a Shit Swamp in my bathroom, I'll beat your nads in!
Never mind he declared it for you.
shit-swamp stew
When you have a combination of a ball swamp and fresh diarreah crockpotting in ones underwear
Dude, I was gaming for weeks when my girl wanted to hang out. So I went over and she wanted to fuck, I was so nervous that my ball swamp suddenly became a shit-swamp stew