Swanage
An individual who follows a questionable moral code.
Blames others for their short comings.
Colloquially known as a 'twat'.
Blames others for their short comings.
Colloquially known as a 'twat'.
'Barry, stop shitting in the sink, you swanage.'
'Only a true swanage would honk at my friends like that. It's everywhere. Fucking swanage.'
'Did I ever tell you about the five fs?'
'Yes, you did Matthew, now please stop it, you dirty swanage.'
'Only a true swanage would honk at my friends like that. It's everywhere. Fucking swanage.'
'Did I ever tell you about the five fs?'
'Yes, you did Matthew, now please stop it, you dirty swanage.'
Swanage
A presence of superior self-belief / Ego. Derived from the movement of the bird, "the swan".
Can be used with current behaviour in the form of "Swanning"
Can be used with current behaviour in the form of "Swanning"
He had a serious amount of swannage yesterday.
He was swanning around the place like he owned it.
He was swanning around the place like he owned it.
Swanage Railway
A Great Managed heritage railway with great locomotives but packed with ass-hole families that ask 12-year old Spotters With Cameras if 34028 'Eddystone' is Gordon And 31806 U-Class Is Thomas.
Family: oh is that steam train Thomas because its big and small? my son loves Thomas don't you sweetie.
Spotter: Well where is the 4 then?
Family: Rude Person.
Spotter talking to another Spotter: that's Swanage Railway For Ya!
Spotter: Well where is the 4 then?
Family: Rude Person.
Spotter talking to another Spotter: that's Swanage Railway For Ya!