swansea tourist

someone who comes to Swansea to buy bad bad, usually out of date North Korean Class A drugs and is a masochist to boot as they will score and after ingesting their DRRRRRRRRUGS will get the living shit kicked out of them by a good samaratan or a pregnant ten year old or both and then are robbed of cell phone / wallet / teeth. Then return home and boast about the fact they were a Swansea Tourist when asked to explain there bruises and constant dribbling.

I ain't not never gonna be a Swansea Tourist ever ever again, i still hurt bad and i see demons and snakes alla time n' shit

Swansea is best avoided but if you are looking for kicks try east Kabul after midnight (its safer)

俚语	swansea tourist
释义	swansea tourist someone who comes to Swansea to buy bad bad, usually out of date North Korean Class A drugs and is a masochist to boot as they will score and after ingesting their DRRRRRRRRUGS will get the living shit kicked out of them by a good samaratan or a pregnant ten year old or both and then are robbed of cell phone / wallet / teeth. Then return home and boast about the fact they were a Swansea Tourist when asked to explain there bruises and constant dribbling. I ain't not never gonna be a Swansea Tourist ever ever again, i still hurt bad and i see demons and snakes alla time n' shit Swansea is best avoided but if you are looking for kicks try east Kabul after midnight (its safer)
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