Swayzedog
Simply a cigarette, named after the famous actor who sucked down several packs during the filming of the oscarworthy film, "Roadhouse", a provocative action movie that takes place in the midwest,about a bouncer that helps to clean up a nightclub called "The Double Deuce" in Joplin, Missouri.
Dude, I'm cravin' some serious nicotine, hand me a Swayzedog.