swear to god

A phrase that liars use as a last ditch attempt to instill belief in themselves to the person they're trying to con. It's always easy to spot a bullshitter when they pull out the infamous "I swear to god!"

Cop: "Are these your needles and crack pipes that I found in your car and jacket pockets?"

Burn out highschool kid: "No they're not! I swear to god they're not! I SWEAR TO GOD!"

Cop: Hmmmm.....

swear to gods

A phrase similar to 'swear to god'. Usually used by Hindus, as they are polytheistic and believe in many gods.

Raj: Hey dude, did you know that lions sleep for 20 hours a day?

Vikram: Woah, really??

Raj: Yep. I swear to gods.

say swear to god!

exclamation said in response to being told something super awesome you are hesitant to believe.

theodore: ...and then she just straight up grabbed my d*ck in the middle of the lecture!
chadwick: say swear to god!
theodore: *holds hands up to show that no fingers are crossed* swear to god! she just grabbed my sh*t!

I swear to god

A word used which means your getting on somebody nerves I would stop it if I was you.

John - *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - I swear to god if you don't stop
John- *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - *Shoots John* I TOLD YOU TO STOP

Swear fo God

To be used in a sentence so that your audience will believe what you are saying.

I "swear fo God" I didn't cheat on my math test.

I swear to God

When you swear to God

I swear to God if you don’t buy me maccys I’m not gonna be your friend

It was a joke i swear to god

What you type into your web browser after you type in something sketchy into your web browser. You type it to make sure the FBI doesn't get you. I promise it was a joke.

I pulled a " It was a joke I swear to God".

俚语	swear to gods
释义	swear to god A phrase that liars use as a last ditch attempt to instill belief in themselves to the person they're trying to con. It's always easy to spot a bullshitter when they pull out the infamous "I swear to god!" Cop: "Are these your needles and crack pipes that I found in your car and jacket pockets?" Burn out highschool kid: "No they're not! I swear to god they're not! I SWEAR TO GOD!" Cop: Hmmmm..... swear to gods A phrase similar to 'swear to god'. Usually used by Hindus, as they are polytheistic and believe in many gods. Raj: Hey dude, did you know that lions sleep for 20 hours a day? Vikram: Woah, really?? Raj: Yep. I swear to gods. say swear to god! exclamation said in response to being told something super awesome you are hesitant to believe. theodore: ...and then she just straight up grabbed my dck in the middle of the lecture! chadwick: say swear to god! theodore: holds hands up to show that no fingers are crossed* swear to god! she just grabbed my sht! I swear to god A word used which means your getting on somebody nerves I would stop it if I was you. John - poke* poke poke Mary - I swear to god if you don't stop John- poke poke poke Mary - Shoots John I TOLD YOU TO STOP Swear fo God To be used in a sentence so that your audience will believe what you are saying. I "swear fo God" I didn't cheat on my math test. I swear to God When you swear to God I swear to God if you don’t buy me maccys I’m not gonna be your friend It was a joke i swear to god What you type into your web browser after you type in something sketchy into your web browser. You type it to make sure the FBI doesn't get you. I promise it was a joke. I pulled a " It was a joke I swear to God".
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