Sweater Gays
Sweater gays are gay men and women who are largely non-threatening to heterosexual people because their lifestyles largely emulate the heterosexual ideal. They often live in the suburbs and usually have children.
The most clear example of sweater gays is illustrated by the gay couple on "Modern Family."
Gay Sweater
An abnormality which causes the human to wear strange clothing such as an orange sweater vest, however this cannot be helped and is caused by a malfunction in the brain.
"Hey marwyn."
"Yeah?"
"What'cha wearing?"
"A sweater vest"
"Gay sweater.."
"Yeah?"
"What'cha wearing?"
"A sweater vest"
"Gay sweater.."
Sweater weather gay
A queer individual who has an indie vibe and likes the rain
Elenna: see wearing my doc martens in the rain was the move.
Sophia: with that over sized sweater too... you really are a sweater weather gay
Sophia: with that over sized sweater too... you really are a sweater weather gay
Gay Sweater
A Stupid orange and white smelly shirt. It worn by fags and freaks alike.
"Hey have you seen Marvyn. Hes wearing that gay sweater his nan made for him."