sweater monkeys
Large female breasts, chesticles, boobies, knockers, tatas
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Sweater Monkey
a word that originated in Pequannock, New Jersey, that has no real meaning.
A sweater monkey is not an insult, nor is it something to be proud about. It is a great way to annoy your friends though. Continuously call them a sweater monkey throughout the day and they will probably get angry, which is usually funny.
They WILL ask what it is, and you're response is,"YOU! you are a sewater monkey."
A sweater monkey is not an insult, nor is it something to be proud about. It is a great way to annoy your friends though. Continuously call them a sweater monkey throughout the day and they will probably get angry, which is usually funny.
They WILL ask what it is, and you're response is,"YOU! you are a sewater monkey."
Rachel, you are a sweater monkey!
Monkey Sweater-Vest
(adj.) A description of, or having the qualities of, a male that one should have dated in high school, but did not. Used most often as a term describing regret.
Leslie: "Hey, do you remember Jeremiah from homeroom?"
Jennifer: "Yeah, he was so monkey sweater-vest. I feel like an idiot for not hooking up with him."
Jennifer: "Yeah, he was so monkey sweater-vest. I feel like an idiot for not hooking up with him."