Sleeveless Sweater-Neck
The sleeveless turtle neck that is sweater material. and is hideous.
nobody wears a sleeveless sweater-neck in the middle of fall.
Turtle Neck Sweater
A round fluffy item worn around your neck for attraction of Zebras, Monkeys, and Pumas. Other wise known as the 'Turtler'.
Random Guy says:
"RUN! GO GO GO! The monkeys are coming down to hunt you because of your Turtler!"
"Great Turtle Neck Sweater you got there man."
- Eager customer says
"RUN! GO GO GO! The monkeys are coming down to hunt you because of your Turtler!"
"Great Turtle Neck Sweater you got there man."
- Eager customer says
Sweater Around The Neck
A man who tries so hard to be liked by everyone while maintaining an ultra preppy persona, giving the illusion of having a sweater around his neck.
It seems like John tries way too hard for everyone to like him, he is definitely a sweater around the neck.
turtle neck sweater
when you are going down on a chick and she has a turtle head that pokes you in the neck, and you start to sweat because you are afraid of being shit on
The man was not expecting to wear a turtle neck sweater that evening.
bloody sweater neck
when a girl with braces is sucking your dick and your foreskin gets stuck in the braces
chad-bro was is there a blood stain on your pants
kyle- oh dude the other day i got a bloody sweater neck and it won’t stop bleeding
kyle- oh dude the other day i got a bloody sweater neck and it won’t stop bleeding
Sweater Neck
The awful looking hairy neck some men leave when they meticulously groom a goatee. Yuck
That guy is cute, but the sweater neck calls into question his grooming habits. Nope