sweatribution
In the unlikely event that one sits in a chair or upon an exercise ball, the surface of which is rubber, the resulting sweat stain that closely resembles a urination accident.
Trish: I HATE going to meetings in Carol's office. She won't turn on her A/C and we have to balance on those stupid exercise balls.
Teague: Yeah, I'm glad I don't have to suffer the sweatribution for watching yet another powerpoint about the difference between pixie sticks and fun dip.
Teague: Yeah, I'm glad I don't have to suffer the sweatribution for watching yet another powerpoint about the difference between pixie sticks and fun dip.