Sweaty one wiper
A person who tries to slyly give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is then caught.
“Graham caught his colleague having a sweaty one wiper in the toilet”
Sweaty one wiper
A person who tries to give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is caught by another person.
“Graham walked into the toilet and caught his colleague having a sweaty one wiper”