sweaty pirate hooker
When you are so sweaty and nasty, that only a dirty pirate would want you.
"After my workout at the gym, I was looking like a sweaty pirate hooker."
Sweaty Pirate
during a particularly vigorous session of intercourse the partner on top drips sweat into his/her partner's eye causing her/him to close the eye and moan arrrgh!
Bill is such a sweaty bed monkey, last night he gave me a sweaty pirate!