Swedish hooker breakfast
Noun/ Verb .: The act of consuming Gevalia brand cappuccino coffee, and a cigarette of any brand in the place of a healthy and nutritious breakfast.
Guy 1: Hey, Hans, do you wanna hit up Wally Waffle for some hearty breakfast?
Guy 2: Nein, ich hatte schon eine Swedish Hooker Breakfast...
Guy 1: Way to go for a healthy breakfast you slutty European fruitcake. Are you trying to piss off Tony the Tiger?
Guy 2: Nein, ich hatte schon eine Swedish Hooker Breakfast...
Guy 1: Way to go for a healthy breakfast you slutty European fruitcake. Are you trying to piss off Tony the Tiger?