bible thumped
the act of sexual intercourse taking place while on top of a copy of the holy Bible.
I went out with a guy I met in church last night and we bible thumped on my dads desk
bible thumping
Verb: the act of relentlessly promoting Christian religious ideas in atempt to convince people to turn towards Christainity as their religoin.
"You now Frank, with Jesus on your side you will surelly conquer your drug addiction," said Joe.
"Will you quit your bible thumping!" roared Frank.
"Will you quit your bible thumping!" roared Frank.
Bible-Thumping
A fundamentalist christian.
See also:
Bush Jesus Freak
See also:
Bush Jesus Freak
My bible-thumping neighbors go to church every day and say "jesus" twice every 10 seconds
Bible thumping
For a male who has a curved penis it is the act of taking two bibles (one in each hand) and slamming them on your penis to straighten it out. Named for the resultant thump that is heard when slamming.
"After years of masturbating my penis leans to the left."
"Go bible thumping, that'll straighten it right out."
"Go bible thumping, that'll straighten it right out."
bible thump
the act of being thumped or thumping someone verbally, generally for speaking against or going against the morals of the christian religion.
Father: "you can't date outside the church!"
Daughter: "Quit bible thumping me dad, i'll date whoever i want."
Daughter: "Quit bible thumping me dad, i'll date whoever i want."
Bible Thumping
Getting off on listening to someone read the Bible.
Oh man, last week at Dan's I was totally Bible Thumping during the Book of Job.