Swedish Microwave

Continually releasing queefs under the covers several times and building up stench while your significant other is brushing their teeth and getting ready for bed, then when they get into bed, pull the covers over their head and yell "SWEDISH MICROWAVE" and let them enjoy the stench of your queef gas for at least 30 seconds. Similar to the 'Dutch Oven'

Emma: Kerri, how was your sleepover at Anna's last night?
Kerri: NOT GOOD! That damn Alyssa chick kept pulling Swedish Microwaves all night!

Emma: Whoa, that's some serious queefage!

Swedish microwave

When a woman queefs in bed and pulls the covers over your head like a Dutch oven.

After sex with my boyfriend I gave him a Swedish Microwave.

Swedish Microwave

A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)

"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"

俚语	swedish microwave
释义	Swedish Microwave Continually releasing queefs under the covers several times and building up stench while your significant other is brushing their teeth and getting ready for bed, then when they get into bed, pull the covers over their head and yell "SWEDISH MICROWAVE" and let them enjoy the stench of your queef gas for at least 30 seconds. Similar to the 'Dutch Oven' Emma: Kerri, how was your sleepover at Anna's last night? Kerri: NOT GOOD! That damn Alyssa chick kept pulling Swedish Microwaves all night! Emma: Whoa, that's some serious queefage! Swedish microwave When a woman queefs in bed and pulls the covers over your head like a Dutch oven. After sex with my boyfriend I gave him a Swedish Microwave. Swedish Microwave A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting) "I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"
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