Swedish Poptart

A masseur that sticks a finger in your badonkadonk and breaks 2 of your scrotums.

Dear Hotel Staff/ Manager,

Your so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my badonkadonk, but he also broke two of my scrotums while giving me a Swedish Poptart.

Swedish Poptart

n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.

Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."

俚语	swedish poptart
释义	Swedish Poptart A masseur that sticks a finger in your badonkadonk and breaks 2 of your scrotums. Dear Hotel Staff/ Manager, Your so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my badonkadonk, but he also broke two of my scrotums while giving me a Swedish Poptart. Swedish Poptart n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal. Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?" Matt: "I was too good to her." Sam: "Why?" Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."
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