Swedish Sex
Having sex with multiple blonde women. The sex is usually filled with hate, yelling, regrets, and passion. The women needs to be more athletic that the man.
Guy: I had some wicked Swedish Sex last night!
Swedish Sex
Sex act where the penis goes between big breasts, similar to tit fuck and swedish milkshake.
I've set up a corner of my living room with a chair I bought at IKEA. It will be my Swedish Sex chair.
Swedish sex
Having sex on an Ikea bed
Guy 1: me and my girl friend had swedish sex last evening.
Guy 2: yeah, me and my kids saw.
Guy 2: yeah, me and my kids saw.
Swedish sex farting bed pisser
the act of having intercourse the passing gas, then pissing one's pants.
Joe: "Dude she's totally a swedish sex farting bed pisser."
Lauren: "Damn dude... She's a keeper!"
Lauren: "Damn dude... She's a keeper!"
Swedish Elbow sex
A sexual activity performed by homosexual swedish people (all the sweeds). During this activity two or more homosexual men put each others elbows into each others anus as deep as it goes. Weird, i know...GO SWEDEN
Hey, my name is Iman Khan and im Swedish. Wanna go have swedish elbow sex with me and my dad?