Sweet'n Low Father
A sweet'n low father is one who wishes to be a sugar daddy but doesn't have the funds to achieve the status, so they buy cheap things as gifts
Girl 1: I heard you got a new sugar daddy, how much jewelry have you gotten from him?
Girl 2: Well he works at McDonald's so he's more of a Sweet'n Low Father, all the "jewelry" he "buys" is the plastic rings you get from quarter machines
Girl 2: Well he works at McDonald's so he's more of a Sweet'n Low Father, all the "jewelry" he "buys" is the plastic rings you get from quarter machines