Sweously
Sweously is the best gf in the world. I wouldn't trade her for anything, all I want is to be with her. She's a very caring and loving girl, and everything about her is cute. She always tells me she's not cute but her opinion is shit. I can't wait to be with her. If your reading this salty, ily.
Jeff: I wish I had a gf like Sweously.
Me: Too bad she's mine
Me: Too bad she's mine