Swicegood
a synonym for any man who possesses a Hammer, otherwise known as a Horsecock or Xtra large Meatball sub.
Bruv 1: "Did I ever tell you about the dude I hooked up with that had a Swicegood?
Bruv 2: "Not even close"
Bruv 1: " Well, to make a long story short his Hammer was absolutely Devastating
Bruv 2: Coo Coo
Bruv 2: "Not even close"
Bruv 1: " Well, to make a long story short his Hammer was absolutely Devastating
Bruv 2: Coo Coo
Swicegood
Slang term for when the male genitalia is coverd over with dried semen in the morning after sex.
Man, I definitely can tell I had sex last night. When I peed my swicegood made me pee in all directions.