Swift Taylor

1.) A hand job given by a hobo who meets the following criteria:

-Female
-On crack AND heroin
-Has a lazy eye
-One of her front teeth must be missing
-MUST Slightly Resemble Taylor Swift

In addition the receiver of the hand job:

-Must be so impaired that he thinks it is a good idea
to get a hand job from said hobo.

-Whilst the job is taking place, he must chug a beer and sing any song by Chicago backwards...AT THE SAME TIME.

Person 1 - "Oh my god man, Pat just got a Swift Taylor last night!"

Person 2 - "That's fucking disgusting, but your such a liar, everyone knows Pat doesn't drink...and who listens to Chicago anymore?"

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Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is an American songwriter/ pop star. Taylor Swift has two cats, Meredith and Olivia. Her favorite colors are purple and white. Taylor was born on December 13, 1989. Her lucky number is 13. Taylor is an inspirational person and has won lots of awards. Her music is catchy and easy to be addicted to.

People should enlighten themselves in some Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift’s newest album is Lover.

taylor swift

the artist of decade. gorgeous. talented. funny. intelligent. turning your daughters gay.

person a: I FUCKING LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT, ALL TOO WELL IS THE BEST SONG IN EXISTENCE

Taylor Swift

A 22-year-old woman who, despite all of the critics and haters bashing her apparently for not singing 'well' live (though that argument is invalid-- if only you would give yourself a chance to take an actual listen to her singing live, you would find out she sings better than most of the artists you praise so much today for having such high vocal range. This just proves that a good singer is not defined as having an immensely high vocal range or hits notes perfectly all the time, but sings with heart and soul and uses her own style of singing) has made it to the top of the charts and has been relentlessly winning slews of awards. Has songs for almost everything and every one-- contrary to popular belief, not all of her songs are about boys and love. If you've never heard of the songs 'Long Live', 'Change', 'Never Grow Up', or 'The Best Day', you're a goner. Survives in the music industry for her undeniably great songwriting skills and the capability to work through any instrument to express her feelings. Manages herself, co-produces her albums and plans her own world tours. Taking things one step at a time, yet dominating the entire world.

Taylor Swift does not need an example because she, herself is already a perfect example.

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释义	Swift Taylor 1.) A hand job given by a hobo who meets the following criteria: -Female -On crack AND heroin -Has a lazy eye -One of her front teeth must be missing -MUST Slightly Resemble Taylor Swift In addition the receiver of the hand job: -Must be so impaired that he thinks it is a good idea to get a hand job from said hobo. -Whilst the job is taking place, he must chug a beer and sing any song by Chicago backwards...AT THE SAME TIME. Person 1 - "Oh my god man, Pat just got a Swift Taylor last night!" Person 2 - "That's fucking disgusting, but your such a liar, everyone knows Pat doesn't drink...and who listens to Chicago anymore?" taylor swift the music industry stream love story taylor swift version <3 taylor swift the music industry 1) taylor swift is the music industry 2) omg, did you hear that the music industry is releasing another album? taylor swift the mf music industry taylor swift is the music industry Taylor Swift Taylor Swift is an American songwriter/ pop star. Taylor Swift has two cats, Meredith and Olivia. Her favorite colors are purple and white. Taylor was born on December 13, 1989. Her lucky number is 13. Taylor is an inspirational person and has won lots of awards. Her music is catchy and easy to be addicted to. People should enlighten themselves in some Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift’s newest album is Lover. taylor swift the artist of decade. gorgeous. talented. funny. intelligent. turning your daughters gay. person a: I FUCKING LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT, ALL TOO WELL IS THE BEST SONG IN EXISTENCE Taylor Swift A 22-year-old woman who, despite all of the critics and haters bashing her apparently for not singing 'well' live (though that argument is invalid-- if only you would give yourself a chance to take an actual listen to her singing live, you would find out she sings better than most of the artists you praise so much today for having such high vocal range. This just proves that a good singer is not defined as having an immensely high vocal range or hits notes perfectly all the time, but sings with heart and soul and uses her own style of singing) has made it to the top of the charts and has been relentlessly winning slews of awards. Has songs for almost everything and every one-- contrary to popular belief, not all of her songs are about boys and love. If you've never heard of the songs 'Long Live', 'Change', 'Never Grow Up', or 'The Best Day', you're a goner. Survives in the music industry for her undeniably great songwriting skills and the capability to work through any instrument to express her feelings. Manages herself, co-produces her albums and plans her own world tours. Taking things one step at a time, yet dominating the entire world. Taylor Swift does not need an example because she, herself is already a perfect example.
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