SWIGUL

I was watching the Travel Channel and this guy was rambling on and on about traveling by helicopter to the North Pole (not with camp equipment and on foot like Robert Peary). He was excited and said "Now I say to people I was on top of the world! How many people can say 'I was on top of the world?' "

My friend, staring in disgust at the TV then said in disdain

"So? Will it get you laid?"

Shortened to "SWIGUL"