Swill Swimmer
A person lacking in good looks, usually found skulking in dark corners of bars and clubs awaiting an inebriated passerby to kidnap.
There I was, minding my own, enjoying a nice drink and a boogie, when I woke up in a strange room and realised I'd been swill swimming.
Christ, hide your lunch, it's a swill swimmer!
Christ, hide your lunch, it's a swill swimmer!