swine faker
A person who when in public hacks,coughs,sniffles and or sneezes in hopes to act swine flu infected and thus keep everyone who really does have the flu away.
1.) I went to the market today and in order to keep people with the swine flu away I was a swine faker. I was fake sneezing and coughing left and right. You know they're most contagious before they even show symptoms!!
2.)I've remained healthy all year! Thank god I'm a good swine faker!
2.)I've remained healthy all year! Thank god I'm a good swine faker!