Swinegina
When a pussy calls into work sick because he coughed twice and thinks he has the swineflu.
Jack: Hey boss I dont feel good and cant come in, I think I have the swineflu.
Joe: You dont have the swineflu you have a case of the swinegina now get your ass into work.
Joe: You dont have the swineflu you have a case of the swinegina now get your ass into work.