Swinging Ass
Making an illegal U Turn in the middle of a busy intersection. Especially prevalent in the SF Bay Area.
Woah, that person just swung ass and almost hit me.
Just another lyft driver swinging ass.
Just another lyft driver swinging ass.
Tarzan Swinging Ass Slam
A sexual feat that requires a tree with strong vines, and a will for looking for a last resort to spice up a sex life. A male climbs a tree that stands at least 63 feet tall. A female then aligns herself on a direct path from the male. The male lets out a yell like Tarzan ("Ooo-wa-ooo-aaooaaooaa-ooo!") before grabbing a nearby vine. The male then jumps from the tree, with a grin on his face, swings down towards the ground, spreads his legs out as far as he can, and slams into the females ass. This feat was first done by tribesmen on unsuspecting women deep within the jungles of the Congo. Similar feats have been accomplished in the U.S however, a rope will have to supplement the vine.
Billy: Hey man i just got back from the Congo!
Ron: What the hell were you doing over there?
Billy: I was giving Sally a Tarzan Swinging Ass Slam.
Ron: What the hell were you doing over there?
Billy: I was giving Sally a Tarzan Swinging Ass Slam.
swing ones ass
The way someone walks when he perceives himself to be a class above others.
Me: Dave's swagger, and pompous attitude doesn't bother me so much, since you told me he is paid much less than I am.
Office Manager: Yeah, he does swing his ass when when he walks.
Office Manager: Yeah, he does swing his ass when when he walks.
Fat nick ass swings
When someone is throwing the weakest fucking punches you’ve ever seen
Man, them fat nick ass swings lmao
playground swing lookin ass
someone with really thin arms but a really thicc ass.
random guy: i have a condition where my upper extremities are very small but my hips are huge.
second random guy: nah bro u just a playground swing lookin ass.
second random guy: nah bro u just a playground swing lookin ass.