Swipe and wipe
The use of Tinder on the toilet.
Bro, I matched with this fit girl by swipe and wipe
swipe and wipe
to steal a piece of technology, such as a laptop or ipad, that is left out, and erase it to factory settings for quick resale.
"Johnny's iPad got stolen the other day from the cafe, and now I see one on Craigslist - another victim of the old swipe and wipe."
Swipe n' Wipe
The act of optimizing one's time on social media while using the toilet. Originally discovered for Tinder, hence the 'swipe', but can be applied to the use of any social media platform.
When Paul's mother busted open the bathroom door, she found him engrossed in his morning Swipe n' Wipe.
One Swipe Wipe
Only having to wipe one’s asshole once after an amazing silk dook.
I just took a perfect shit. No remnants. I did a one swipe wipe and I was on my way.
Swipe Before you Wipe
Pertaining to Spirit Airlines charging to use the lavatory during flights, you must swipe your credit card before toilet paper will be dispensed to you to wipe.
While having explosive diarrhea aboard a Spirit Airlines flight, Jayson noticed a sign above the toilet paper dispenser with a credit card swipe next to it... The sign read "Swipe Before you Wipe", to bad Jayson left his wallet in his carry on.
Swiping and wiping
To tinder and masterbate
Hey Rick how's the dating scene going? A lot of swiping and wiping.
Swipe and wipe
When you are taking a shit and you go to online Dating (Tinder) and swipe whilst in the midst of your bowel movement. When finished wiping, swipe and wipe is complete.
I matched with her during swipe and wipe.