swipe card
Passing an object through someone's butt crack when they are not looking.
I took that badminton rackett and gave him a swipe card.
Swiped that card
To take something from someone.
“He took her virginity, he swiped that card”
card-swiped
The quintessential “got laid” sexual euphemism where the card is the penis and the credit card terminal (swiper) is the vagina.
Example: My wife got card-swiped by my best friend and now I’m the father of triplets.
Card Swipe
The act of taking an object (preferably not yours) and swiping it between your asscheeks similar to swiping a credit card. Very efficient for quick, smooth paybacks. There is also a small chance to leave some Afterswipe, depending on how much is caught in your asspubes.
To get back at my ex-girlfriend, I card swiped her phone.
card-swipe
To card-swipe is to hold something between your butt cheeks when your hands are full in the similar motion of swiping a credit card.
Jon: Here take this DVD, my hands are full.
Taylor: Just card-swipe it.
Taylor: Just card-swipe it.
Card Swipe
the act of getting a notebook or a rectangular shaped object and swipe between the persons legs hitting there ballsack
like a hotel key or a credit card - Card Swipe
Colombian Card Swipe
the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole
Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.