swiss pickle
A green turd that remains strategically, 50/50 neutral; it's not fully out, but it's not fully in either.
Guy 1: "hey hurry it along buddy, we all need to use the throne too!"
Guy 2: "I would but this Swiss Pickle is really unsure of its position on moving into the bowl or not"
Guy 2: "I would but this Swiss Pickle is really unsure of its position on moving into the bowl or not"