Swiss Roll
When one is finished taking a shit he/she wipes without ripping the toilet paper and proceeds to roll the toilet paper back up, thus leaving a shitty surprise for the next user.
Charlie: hey why do your fingers smell like shit?
Alex: oh I got Swiss rolled by Ian.
Alex: oh I got Swiss rolled by Ian.
Swiss Roll
Irish slang for arse (swiss roll - hole) as in up your swiss
Word for jelly roll outside America. Jelly roll, used in jazz circles as slang for sex, intercourse, female genitals
See also Swiss cake role
Word for jelly roll outside America. Jelly roll, used in jazz circles as slang for sex, intercourse, female genitals
See also Swiss cake role
Swiss Roll: "Jelly roll killed my pappy, and run my mother stone blind"
Swiss Roll
When a guy performs auto fellatio, and then another guy curls up from behind and fucks him in the ass.
"Last night was crazy, I was going down on myself and Luiz turned me into a swiss roll"
Swiss Roll
whenever a males penis is covered in a female’s fecal matter while having sex with said woman and the man ejaculates into the feces creating a “homemade” Swiss roll.
This bitch was nasty, she didn’t wipe her ass before we smashed and she made me a homemade Swiss roll on my dick.
Swiss Roll
When a man is getting a blow job and he throws up on his dick and the girl continues to blow him
Dude that Swiss Roll last night really hit the spot after a night of getting schwasty. I was back at the bar minutes later!
Swiss Roll
The mixture of semen and feces that comes about from taking a shit on a woman's chest, tit-fucking her, and then climaxing into the center of the shit.
"Dude, Check out this video -
Ellen Degeneres totally ate his swiss roll!"
Ellen Degeneres totally ate his swiss roll!"
Swiss Roll
Drooping boobs jammed into a uplifting bra.
Breasts are rolled up like a swiss roll with the nipple in place of the Jam.
Breasts are rolled up like a swiss roll with the nipple in place of the Jam.
She's got her Spaniels ears jammed into that top like swiss rolls.