swiss-roll man
A man that preys on two best friends at sleep overs when they have Swiss rolls. He waits till they fall asleep, breaks in and steals their Swiss rolls.
Friend: "Hey, pass me a Swiss roll."
Friend #2: "SHIT! The swiss-roll man stole them again! I'm tired of this bullshit!"
Friend #2: "SHIT! The swiss-roll man stole them again! I'm tired of this bullshit!"