Swithining
A person, normally male, desperatly trying to get out of the friend zone. They are tired of hearing "You're such a good friend" or the classic "Your more like a brother to me"
Guy 1 - "I can't get out of the friend zone!!"
Guy 2 - "Better get swithining!"
Guy 1 - "I've been trying for ages"
Guy 3 - "Unlucky mate"
Guy 2 - "Better get swithining!"
Guy 1 - "I've been trying for ages"
Guy 3 - "Unlucky mate"
Swithin
A beautiful handsome majestic person that never ceases to amaze someone. They will never give you up, let you down, run around, or desert you. They will open their house as a safe haven to all, never letting their friendships end on a bad note. They love everyone but people think they are mean. They really deserve better.
Man 1: Have you seen swithin?
Man 2: Yeah, Swithin is so hot.
Man 2: Yeah, Swithin is so hot.
Swithins
Unprotected sex in a church in England on July 15th
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Had an awesome swithins with my missus the other day.