swollowpillow

- A term used to describe a pillow that has been swollowed and regurgitated. In order to dispose of a swollowpillow, folloew these steps:

1- Get the poptarts out of ur cabinet. theyve been there since 2016. Just get new ones.

2- Find one of the Kardashioans at your local walmart or 711. (either one, its ur choice.😏)

3- After locating the kardshian,walk away and find the person thats cleaning the gas station outside of the store and tell them to come in ur white van.

4- Offer them candy to clean up the mess that is your swollowpillow AND BAM.! ur doen.