Swordzooka
It's a Bazooka that shoots swords and has a pistol mounted on the left side, an axe mounted on the right side, a sword laying on top, a chainsaw on the bottom front, a bayonent on the front, a warhammer on the back. The swords are loaded from a clip on the top behind the other sword and have rockets instead of handles. There's two handles on the underside to brace while firing and a third handle on the right back for using the warhammer (you have to flip it over). Pretty much badass, but weighs like 200 pounds.
Person 1: -_- Fucking Swordzooka is retarded.
Me: Shut up asshole, you're just jealous.
Me: Shut up asshole, you're just jealous.