sworpenheimer

Verb or a noun that exemplifies exactly what it means to procrastinate. Sworpenheiming is when one sworps (avoids but also brushes past) and is a heimer (ignorant) for doing so and causes ruin to their future.

An odd vernacular created by a friend of mine. Sworp is the motion of moving around something and brushing past it simultaneously. Heimer is a word for an ignorant person. Mix the two together and you get a verb for avoiding an assignment and being ignorant for doing so, causing possible destruction to your future.