SXbox
A sex console made by Micropenis where you have sex with the consoles slimy USB ports. You can even enable fucky mode, where it bounces on your knob until you spunk in the hdmi port (its ass). Sucky mode is where it sucks your cock until you cum in the SXbox's Disc drive (sold separately).
I bought a SXbox yesterday.
Cool. I bet you busted a fat nut in its hdmi ass.
Cool. I bet you busted a fat nut in its hdmi ass.