Sybren
The great leader of the bitterbal faith from rural Saudi-arabia, according to the holy frikandel (sometimes written as frikadel, the holy sausage of the faith) he will enslave mankind and will make the female population his harem.
page 194 of the holy frikandel - 'and the great Sybren stood up, clapped in his hands and in his greatness the world trembled and all the women came to him to join his harem. All the great leaders came to him and he ruled mankind and got laid 'till the end of times untill a new Sybren would rise'.
Sybren
He is simply the greatest one to have lived on planet earth. He is the best at everything and the can do it all.
All kneel for the great Sybren!
Sybren
He has a big Dick and is super sexy he fixes all the girls and is super fast
Sybren has a big dick