Sydneycat

An overly large cat with human features that you can make fun of no matter the situation. In its free time it likes to put up shelves in its cave and wipe dogs asses. It thinks it's a bad ass but in real life it's not. It is also unable to lick anything due its tongue being attached really far infront in its mouth. Most importantly it has way to much money then to know what to do with and doesn't bother to share it. Lastly, in times of need it thinks of the most STUPID/unrealistic things to do, making it easy to shut down in a heartbeat.