Sylipé
Sylipé is the most quirkiest person you will ever meet. They are long haired, brown eyed people; that is, of course, different for every Sylipé depending on the quirkiness level. They will often answer non yes or no questions with yes or no, despite the fact that yes and no are the obvious incorrect responses for those questions.
Hey look! It's the quirky person named Sylipé!
"What is the area of the shown triangle?"
"yes" Sylipé
"What is the area of the shown triangle?"
"yes" Sylipé