SYMBF
acronym for Signs You May Be Fat. Used whenever someone thinks s/he's fat because of how much s/he ate or what s/he ate. Also used whenever s/he's feeling guilty about eating something or how much food was consumed.
"SYMBF: I just ate my daily calorie intake before 11am"
"SYMBF: When your bedroom is a Bermuda Triangle for dishes and Chinese food boxes."
"SYMBF: When your bedroom is a Bermuda Triangle for dishes and Chinese food boxes."