Syobevoli
Syobevoli is usually a term to describe a player (MMORPGs) who has the lowest ping, best gear, and 0 skill. Which also has the highest e-peen in the game too. (Or so they tend to think)
Syobevoli: Oh ma gawd, check ma gear, check my ping, I'm the best player ever.
Random Dude: Oh look, a syobevoli.
Random Dude: Oh look, a syobevoli.