Syphilis

Syphilis is a STI, it’s not a Greek titan with a similar name ,Sisyphus.

A particularly nasty STD, that in later stages causes infertility, leads to your pubes falling out and eventually insanity and death. Friedrich "God is dead" Nietzsche, the German philosopher, caught this from a whore and died. Very common in the midle ages, particularly among the nobility of France. Can be covered up, externally, by a merkin. The US government conducted secret tests on African-Americans in the 30's to see how likely you were to die from syphilis. The Tuskegee Syphilis Experiments didn't end until the 1970's.

The classiest of STDs. One is said to see a bow-tie on this STD when examined under a microscope.

A sexually transmitted disease. Usually found from sleeping with dirty women.

Our only hope for weeding out the heathens.

Originally from the word Phil and phillis ( philis ). A word often referred to by Abe and people who say wurp and churpsin’. From Chinnor, Oxfordshire,

usually communicated by sexual intercourse.

But its ok because its highly unlikely that you will catch this STD while performing the philis . So keep going!

The end outcome of being a cheating loser who likes the sound of their own voice too much.