Syphizits
When a person has so much, and such extreme acne, that it looks like they have an STD similar to Syphilis.
I scored with Amy last night, but I had to skip first base because of her Syphizits.
No girl is every going to want to kiss me, have you seen my Syphizits?
No girl is every going to want to kiss me, have you seen my Syphizits?