Syrup Slide
in towns outside of Quebec Canada men can get very lonely. Usually found behind local pubs holes of different sizes will be drilled into Maple trees. Because of the natural maple syrup lube these trees become the companions of many of the locals. With more frequent use in the evening the "syrup slides" stay very warm and welcoming.
Where's Clay? He's behind the pub at the "Syrup Slide again" Nancy's out of town.