Såraidsj
Såraidsj is a verb, an adjective, an adverb, a unit of measure. It is anything you want. Såraidsj means morbidly obese and can be used to make words 'fatter'. Example of this: If your name is Thomas, then your Såraidsj name would be Thåraidsj.
Guy1: Look that bird is såraidsj!
Guy2: That's not a bird! That's a båraidsj!
Guy2: That's not a bird! That's a båraidsj!