Bidetingle Berries
The small clusters of toilet paper that can collect in the pubic and anal hairs after using a bidet and needing toilet paper to dry. The small clumps of wet paper form after the toilet paper is used to wipe dry the hair and perianal region, and resemble dingle berries hanging from the pubic thicket.
Mark, I'm not rimming your ass until you trim your fucking pubes. There's fucking bidetingle berries all over your taint!