Table 9
Being so 'uncool' that within a large group of people your deliberately isolated and stuck with all the rejects.
Person 1: She didn't even say hello to you?
Person 2: No, I was so totally table 9
Person 2: No, I was so totally table 9
Mutants at table 9
People who are unpartnered but want to be partnered. it comes from Adam Sandler's famous tirade in the movie "The Wedding Singer"
Now that my boyfriend broke up with me, i have once more joined the ranks of the Mutants at table 9, and it really sucks major sword